"Is I dog, or is I a charming hat?"

Classic cute.

Facehugger Alien Dog strikes again.

It's Cadbury Eve.

A Toastie wanted to share her own bird dog with us, please enjoy.

My majestic hound!

"BATH WHY? I is sleeeept"

"I shall call her...Mini Me."

SO. ready. for. the weekend.

My little buddy Mr Wilson wanted to say hi.

"I is bathtub guardian. The child will not drown on my watch."

"Oh, am I NOT supposed to eat a roll of toilet paper? You have to tell me these things!"

My Uncle Wayne just dug up this old picture of my dad and his sister, and obviously we must all now ooooooh at the cuteness together.

It was my dog cousin Charlie's third birthday last week! This picture is from his SECOND birthday, obviously he's a much more mature, confident animal now.

Hi, Toasts! My friend Alyssa is visiting me this weekend and I AM SO EXCITED. By the time you all read this, she will be here! She is the very same Alyssa who recently visited Nicole Cliffe, which means she has little choice but to visit Mallory next weekend to wrap up her Grand Tour of Toast Editorial Abodes, ask her anything.