GILBERT: welcome to the neighborhood, mysterious stranger HELEN: thank you my greatest desire is to be left in peace and solitude I'm sure you will not think it rude if I – GILBERT: i don't understand HELEN: I personally prefer to live alone GILBERT: is this some sort of code HELEN: No I just don't like company GILBERT: WOMEN SUCH MYSTERIES AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN A RIDDLE AND CLEVERLY SEWN INTO A PUZZLE…

Previously in this series: How To Tell If You Are In A Noel Streatfield Novel. 1. You have one dream, and it is very small, and everyone around you wants to crush it. 2. Your grandest ambition is to open a small school with four chairs and three well-behaved students, and to someday own a vase with a flower in it, and perhaps to have a second dress. 3. You take that part about…