A disrespectful maiden becomes your only friend after you kill the man who kidnapped the other man who killed her first boyfriend.

Sir Kay is taunting you.

Your story has broken off, unfinished.

You successfully defend yourself against accusations of having slept with your lord's wife. You have, but you find a way to protest your innocence without actually lying, so God helps you murder your completely justified accusers, most of whom are Cornish.

An asexual must always open the door for a pansexual. Trans* men must always assist genderqueers with their luggage if there are no airport personnel available to help. A high femme must do battle for any androsexual in peril from dragon or Frenchman. The traditional age for taking up the sigil of gender anarchy and door-opening is seventeen, after four years of apprenticeship under a non-monogendered Master. Heterosexual cisgender men are the daintiest treasure of…

A true gentleman sets himself on fire immediately upon a lady entering the room. A true gentleman never impregnates a kitchenmaid while there are fertile chambermaids in the house. A true gentleman never speaks to wolves, only foxes and bears. A real gentleman will always allow himself to be immured in his mother's tomb as soon as she dies. A real gentleman will lift a bus when anyone more feminine than himself wishes to cross the…