“Santa Baby, Thanks for Not Evaluating Me Based on How Many Fellas I’ve Kissed”

“Mary, Did You Know That You Have 12 Months of Paid Family Leave?”

“O Little Town of Bethlehem, How Many and Affordable Are Thy Health Care Choices for Women”

This holiday installment of Misandrist Lullabies has been brought to you by an anonymous, misandry-loving reader, on behalf of her terrible, soon-to-be-ex-boss. Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the Feast of Stephen, Men are incapable of goodness; It is impossible for a man to be good. No man who claims the right to rule over others is good. I Saw Mommy Gelding Santa Claus God rest you merry, Gentlemen, Let nothing you dismay,…