MONK #1: all right
you read the Bible
right? MONK #2: right MONK #1: whole thing? MONK #2: A to done MONK #1: okay whatd you get out of it MONK #2: we should touch snakes MONK #1: really?
touch em up a bunch MONK #1: anything else MONK #2: mm
mostly just the snakes
As you doubtlessly recall, the "I'm Goin' to Praiseland" episode of The Simpsons opens with an ice cream festival at the church. Lisa, listing the ice creams at Rev. Lovejoy's table: "Wow, look at all these flavors! Blessed Virgin Berry, Commandmint, Bible Gum…" Rev. Lovejoy, handing her a bowl: "Or, if you prefer, we also have Unitarian ice cream!" Lisa, peering into the bowl: "There's nothing here." Rev. Lovejoy, crossing his arms smugly: "Exactly." The…