Posts tagged “Ezekiel Kweku”

  1. Mallory and Shrill are friends who make each other see terrible movies. Also, there are some spoilers, and also someday you will die. Mallory: I AM SO STRESSED OUT RIGHT NOW my arms are still vibrating from the stress of this movie Shrill:  hello Mallory: WELCOME TO THE STEAMPUNK FUTURE, SHRILL THERE'S NO WATER BUT DON'T WORRY WE GLUED SKULLS ON EVERYTHING SO THERE IS THAT so I…

  2. Mallory and Shrill are friends who make each other see terrible movies.

    Mallory: are you working right now?
    want to talk about Jupiter Ascending?
    Shrill: I am not
    we can talk now if you're free
    Mallory: Shrill why did you make me see this movie
    why do people keep giving the Wachowskis money
    also: did I love this movie??

  3. "Archaeologists in Peru say they have unearthed the previously unknown tomb of a nobleman from a pre-Inca civilization known as the Moche. The tomb contained the remains of an adult male, plus artifacts indicating the man's elite status, according to the Peruvian newspaper El Comercio. Among the most intriguing artifacts are ornamental metal pieces fashioned to look like feline paws with claws. The paws may have been part of a ritual costume used in…

  4. Then Jesus told his disciples a parable to show them that they should always pray and not give up. He said: “In a certain town there was a judge who neither feared God nor cared what people thought. And there was a widow in that town who kept coming to him with the plea, ‘Grant me justice against my adversary.’ “For some time he refused. But finally he said to himself, ‘Even though I don’t

  5. THE ELIXIR OF LIFE HAS BEEN RECREATED! The mythical potion that grants its drinkers eternal life, the recipe that alchemists have sought for THOUSANDS of years, has finally been discovered. This is literally the most important discovery of human history, and poises us on the cusp of a brand new era in human evolution. Look at that bottle - tiny but ornate! The legends were true; it must only take only a few sips of…

  6. *”A Dialogue” sounds really official like we sat across from each other in our best finery while sipping from mugs of coffee inscribed with our logo but really it was a gchat conversation. It has been lightly edited for clarity. Ezekiel Kweku (Shrill): Hi, Priya. Priya Alika Elias (Wordy): Hi! S: Against my better judgment, and because I wanted to understand nerds better, I revisited an ancient and seminal nerd text: the 1984 teen comedy…