Previously: Please accept my application to become a Valkyrie. 1. Like Jane Eyre, my "organ of veneration" is enormous and I would do an excellent job swearing fealty to someone God had rightly set above me in the natural order. This would free me both from the burden of emotional responsibility and decision-making while also unleashing my natural propensity for viciousness towards anyone who has offended the people I love. 2. I am already…