Advice How Beauty and the Beast Should Have Ended, If Belle Weren’t A Short-Sighted Idiot
Belle was so close to commanding a soulless, deathless army in Beauty and the Beast. But she blew it.
instead of a dark lord you would have a queen not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn
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Ancient Grains Everyone Who Claims “I Hate To Be That Guy” In Fact Derives Dark and Terrible Joy From It
It is time to admit that you do not hate being that guy. You have never hated it.
