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Daily Meditation: Everything’s Okay With Jacques Pepin

by Mallory Ortberg · June 8, 2016
Jacques Pepin can keep you safe.
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A Guided Meditation For Visualizing The Destruction Of Your Enemies

by Mallory Ortberg · January 14, 2016
Using meditation to destroy your enemies.
Advice

How To Meditate

by Mallory Ortberg · October 26, 2015
A (hopefully) helpful guide for beginners.

More by Mallory Ortberg

  • Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It

  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Television

Every Single Scene With Kitties From The Entire Series Run Of The Trailer Park Boys

by Mallory Ortberg · August 30, 2015
"His name is Duke, and he is a good cat." Bubbles, you know some piles about kitties.
Books

The Cattiest Lines From Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations

by Mallory Ortberg · August 10, 2015
Marcus Aurelius: Emperor, Stoic, kind of a bitch.

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