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8 years ago in Humor
Sorry I murdered everyone at your party, but as an introvert, I prefer one-on-one interactions to group gatherings.
I'm really sorry that everyone is dead. I prefer animals to people.
Sorry I killed everybody! I just really need my alone time.
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