The One Who Is Mostly A High-Protein Breakfast
We've all been there. They seem perfectly normal, and then you move in together, and realize that 80% or more of the time, they're overnight oats drizzled with almond butter, or cottage cheese-and-egg-white pancakes. Typical.
There are people who will tell you that the most important thing to remember when trying to pick someone up is confidence, that you miss all the shots you never take, that the worst thing that can happen to you when you put yourself out there is hearing the word "no."
Your roommate’s boyfriend Stranger who commutes on the same bus as you College classmate you pass on the street and blatantly ignore Person who talks to you while you’re waiting in line Strangers who you up-nod Coworker who is mainly your coworker but is also maybe becoming your friend Person whose name you know before you formally meet them Friend of a friend you drunkenly added on Facebook Person who is shopping in the same…