Cut off my entire arm and face
Move
Throw myself into the whole sun
Excommunicate myself from every church and religion any ancestor of mine has ever joined

What's messed up of butterflies is everything. Never let anyone try to tell at you that a butterfly is beautiful, because butterflies are just full-on lies a moth tries to tell you. Let me explain. A of all, a moth is hands-up-and-back-down again the worst actual bug there is. Worse than spiders, which are bugs and don't let anyone tell you different, worse than worms that swim inside your leg from the Amazon and then hatch…