As Friend of the Toast Ben G. put it, "It's like when you see a very old man wearing a skintight Abercrombie and Fitch hoodie. The contrast is really something else."

"squar squar squar squar squarl"

"huh-HUNFH"

"sclef sclef sclef cakkhah"

"scleeehhh"

Without commentary, because what could I add? (She is perfect and I will pay her any amount of money she asks for until the day I die.)

There are many things that can be said of Murphy the dog: He is Murphy. Yes, he is. He is a dog, a good one, a dog he is decidedly. Murphy is ten, and has some teeth.