7 a.m.: Wake-up 7:15 a.m.: Start your day with some cardio by dancing around your room to “Happy” by Pharrell. Accept that this is the happiest you will feel all day. 7:30 a.m.: Check voicemail from POTUS. Listen to impassioned voicemail, cry for 10 minutes, and then do 30 crunches while listening to Sheryl Sandberg’s Lean In on audiobook. 7:40 a.m.: Take a 10 minute shower. During deep conditioning, do 10 squats. Try to think…
Start work tomorrow! E-mailed Olivia yesterday just to make sure everything was set. Hi Olivia! Hope your weekend is going good! Looking forward to joining the P & A team. Just wanted to confirm that my start date is tomorrow—I imagine you want me in by 9? And it’s business casual, right? Thanks!! No, 8. -O That sounds like she’s mad, right? Ugh, she hates me already. I don’t know what to wear…
