"Then make the DOG the nanny," Mr. Darling snapped.

Mrs. Darling laughed.

His eyes glittered. "I wasn't joking."

That was the night everything changed.

Hey hey! me and the guys are renting a yacht and heading to Croatia for this open-air festival want to come?? oh are you guys still doing that? well its not like a rental but we know a guy who says we can use his boat and he's super cool when are you leaving? mmm idk lemme check okay oh also we don’t have any sleeping space left on the yacht but we’re just gonna…