Posts tagged “pubic hair”

  1. Eyebrows

    Firstly, your eyebrows aren’t long enough. Buy some Rogaine and keep applying until your eyebrows are long and luxurious, falling down to your cheekbones and thick like a horse’s tail. Then, fishtail braid across your face for a bohemian look.

  2. This is the only piece The Toast will ever run on pubes, so let it all out now. - Ed. 1. It makes me feel cleaner. 2. Are you saying I'm dirtier than you are, because my vagina has naturally occurring hair? Hair that wicks bacteria and odors out of my vagina? 3. If you have hair in your vagina, you should see a doctor. The word is "vulva." 4. Stop trying to make "vulva"…