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8 years ago in How To Tell If You’re In a Novel
You are the beautiful only daughter of an invalid.
You are the disappointing son of a cold-hearted woman with thick arms.
Your name is Derace, Orfamay, Moose, or Rusty, but you’ve asked to please be called Steelgrave.
8 years ago in Books
1. Nobody Walks Here In Los Angeles But Me, The Lonely Sidewalk-Man, The Only Man Looking To Connect With Another Human Soul Only There's No One Else On The Pavement To Connect With, Just Me And The Sun
2. I'm The Walking Man
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