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The Sequel To The Philadelphia Story That Katharine Hepburn Deserves

by Mallory Ortberg · October 6, 2015
My, it wasn't yar.
Books

The Sequel To Rebecca The Second Mrs. de Winter Deserves

by Mallory Ortberg · July 13, 2015
"You thought I loved her?" YOU GAVE LITERALLY ZERO INDICATION TO THE CONTRARY, MAXIM.
Movies

The Sequel To The Beauty And The Beast Those Hot Blonde Triplets Deserve

by Mallory Ortberg · April 15, 2015
THEY WERE EASILY AS GOOD-LOOKING AS BELLE, COME ON.

More by Mallory Ortberg

  • Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It

  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Movies

The Sequel To Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory That Charlie’s Mother Deserves

by Mallory Ortberg · March 30, 2015
She works so hard, and she has just one question.

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