Previously in this series: The sequel to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory that Charlie’s mother deserves.
EXT. DAY. UNNAMED FRENCH VILLAGE. The THREE BLONDE TRIPLETS and GASTON are all sitting on the edge of the fountain Belle was reading at during the “Bonjour” number. The BLONDES look as serious as possible, for them.
TRIPLET #1: So I have a question.
GASTON: Sorry, what are your names?
TRIPLET #1: That’s