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October 6, 2015

Beauty

If Tilda Swinton Were Your Girlfriend

by Jenny Carlson & Breanna Rollings · October 6, 2015
Life would sure be different then.
History

Let’s Talk About The Eartha Kitt Threesome With Paul Newman And James Dean

by Mallory Ortberg · October 6, 2015
The probablility that Eartha Kitt had sex with Paul Newman and James Dean at the same time is not zero. Rejoice.
Movies

The Sequel To The Philadelphia Story That Katharine Hepburn Deserves

by Mallory Ortberg · October 6, 2015
My, it wasn't yar.

More by Mallory Ortberg

  • Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It

  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Books

“I’ve always inhaled Chosen One stories”: Rainbow Rowell on Fantasy, Love, and Carry On

by Nicole Chung · October 6, 2015
Rainbow Rowell chats with The Toast about her new book, CARRY ON.
Art

Two Monks Discover How Tall Women And Horses Are

by Mallory Ortberg · October 6, 2015
The two monks are always learning, because life is a journey.
Link Roundup

Link Roundup!

by Nicole Cliffe · October 6, 2015
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

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Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”
Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever
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