Previously in this series: If Tom Hardy Were Your Boyfriend If The Boy from The Giving Tree were your boyfriend, he'd be outdoorsy, but not in a show-offy way. He'd take you for long walks in the woods behind his parents' house, and if you forgot to bring a granola bar to snack on, he'd just pick you an apple. He'd thank the apple tree, and you'd be impressed by how much he respects…

Once there was a tree and she loved a little boy. And everyday the boy would come and he would gather her leaves and make them into crowns and play king of the forest. He would climb up her trunk and swing from her branches and eat apples. And the apples stained his mouth a strange color and it wasn't green and it wasn't red and the stain wouldn't go away no matter how much…