Posts tagged “stock characters”
Your hair is immaculately slicked back, except for a single curl that falls over an eyebrow. Your left eyebrow.
You have an unusually attractive cigarette lighter you cannot stop fingering. It is mother-of-pearl.
You offer a crying woman your handkerchief, but there is no sympathy in your voice.
Why, you'd do anything for your friends.
Girl Holding Dog
Pilot With Not Enough Parachutes
'I Say' Top Hat Man
Cop Who Doesn't Believe Anything
Lion Tamer In Love With Acrobat
No Guff-Taking Waitress
Shopgirl With Only One Mink Coat