Posts tagged “teenage dirtbag”

  1. Dirtbag Hans Christian Andersen

    ByDaniel Mallory Ortberg

    in Dirtbags

    Previously in this series: Dirtbag Arthur Miller.

    Can I buy a match, please?
    [The Little Match Girl uses every match in the book at once to light her cigarette]
    i dont know
    can you

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