Posts tagged “title ix”

  1. As a teenager and young adult, I often wondered if my family had a way of communicating on a soul-level through sports that I didn’t understand. Granted, it wasn’t entirely my family’s fault. They tried. I hadn’t followed my grandmother’s advice to read the entire sports page in the paper every morning, especially Jim Murray’s column, and I didn’t take sports very seriously. I just didn’t seem to care the way that they did. I…

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  2. Title IX was only the beginning. Title X is upon us, and its terrifying and glorious reign shall last ten thousand years. The student captains of all major high school sports teams will be required to have gay sex with one another at least twice a year: once at homecoming, then again immediately after prom. Water polo players must begin each game with tender, vulnerable hugs lasting no less than forty seconds. Little girls…

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