For previous adventures in the Cliffebatch universe, see here. For a more complete accounting of The Toast's Benedict Cumberbatch coverage, go here instead. Year: 2016 Place: London Smaller Place: A lonely crofter's cottage REPORTER: Well, first of all, congratulations on your universally-applauded performance in Hamlet. BENEDICT (quietly): Thank you. REPORTER: Critics and audiences alike commented on the unprecedented melancholy you brought to the role; night after night, you seemed to draw upon stores of human…
Salad Match: A New Dating App Brought to you by Just Salad “We made you lunch, Now let us make you...fall in love.” Testimonials: “I love Salad Match because it combines the two things I love: salad and meeting new people.” - Jayne, 28, Hoboken. “I knew I wanted a relationship, but I just don’t have time to meet people. But Salad Match was able to make a complete profile for me within minutes, and on…
CASE 91622-F, 17:30 – GOOGLE SEARCHES “best mac and cheese ever” “fan death” “trying my best to love you” “mambo no. 5” Arthur rested his chiseled jaw on his large, rugged hand with an air of effortless masculinity before launching headfirst into his nightly review of this particular case, his favorite. It’s surprisingly easy to keep secrets from the FBI, he’d discovered, but only for those who were trained to find them. A mislabeled file…
