Previously: Why I Think I Would Make An Excellent Medieval Peasant And You Should Consider Me For The Position. I would have made an excellent Vestal Virgin for the following reasons, and I urge you strongly to consider my application: 1. I am willing to sacrifice sexual contact with men, for the good of the people 2. Drape-y, flowing dresses suit me enormously 3. I would be amenable to being carried about the…