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Alternate Titles For Ted 2 I Have Thought To Myself While Guiltily Laughing At The Radio Trailer Where Mark Wahlberg Says “Briefcase” In A Funny Voice And I Am Not Ashamed

by Mallory Ortberg · June 26, 2015
For some reason they're all vaguely judgmental and Soviet-sounding.
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Song Lyrics Improved By Cats

by Mallory Ortberg · November 13, 2013
Look, we almost never write about cats; give us this.

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