Posts tagged “wendy peffercorn”

  1. Squints grew up and married Wendy Peffercorn. They have nine kids. They bought Vincent's Drugstore, and they still own it to this day.

    INT. NIGHT. WENDY PEFFERCORN bolts up in bed and shakes her husband awake.

    WENDY PEFFERCORN: Wake up.

    SQUINTS: Mmmf?

    WENDY PEFFERCORN: Why am I married to you?

    SQUINTS: What?

    WENDY PEFFERCORN: Why on earth am I married to you?

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