Posts tagged “william foster”

  1. Your mates are going to lose their shit when they see you in this clobber. Nothing says “tall poppy” like a 1978 Pontiac Firebird Kammback. It’s rare as rocking horse shit, and it’s a corker of a ride. Picture yourself behind the wheel, sporting a crisp tortoise onesie, turning donuts out front of a NightOwl. Yeah, it costs big bikkies, but in this getup you’re going to stand out like dog’s balls in all…

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  2. There is an undoubted softening of the dread thought of the burial of loved ones when they can be laid away in the niche of a private Forrester Mausoleum. There is also a sense of security from molestation in years to come. No vain regrets or futile self-reproach haunt the minds of those who have provided this final tribute of devotion, for this is the ultimate of protection and of beauty. There is wisdom in…

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