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WHY YOU KEEP HAVING THE SAME FIGHT EVERY TIME: A TEXT GAME

by Mallory Ortberg · May 24, 2016
EVERY TIME, HONESTLY
Animals

Everything What’s Wrong Of Possums: It’s All Of Them

by Mallory Ortberg · May 12, 2016
Your whole endealment!
Advice

How Not To Get Yelled At

by Mallory Ortberg · August 11, 2015
Never getting yelled at is the highest aim in life.

More by Mallory Ortberg

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  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Movies

Movie Yelling With Shrill And Mallory: Welcome To Your Steampunk Future, Sorry There’s No Water But We Did Put Skulls On Everything

by Mallory Ortberg · May 19, 2015
That's one furious road.
Movies

Movie Yelling With Shrill and Mallory: Jupiter Ascending

by Mallory Ortberg · February 23, 2015
Some buddies yell about space capitalism.
Television

President Fitzgerald Grant of Scandal Does The Crossword Puzzle

by Mallory Ortberg · March 14, 2014
Fitz can't do the crossword without Olivia.

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