I got to see Nicole this week and I flew on a plane FOUR TIMES and I did not cry even once because I am the bravest, strongest girl in the world. Her trainer is the nicest guy in the world and also the only Man I have ever unironically called “Sir,” which should tell you a lot about him.
Okay let me see, what else happened in the last couple of days:
Ayn Rand returned with the fourth installment of Harry Potter:
“Jealousy is a quality of the womanish and the poor,” Harry said, without malice, finishing a simple dish of plums. “I suggest you free yourself from it.”
A reader shared his experience as a trans male sex worker
STEALTH HORSE-BRAIDING
I taught you all how to fight men for the shared armrest and poked the gentlest fun imaginable at John Lennon, which infuriated White Men
A Day in the Life of a Forensic Pathologist
I DID NOT KNOW THE TENNESSEE WILLIAMS ONE WAS REAL YOU GUYS
I dream-cast the nonexistent Stone Butch Blues movie and found out that you guys are unrepentant dirtbags
