Dad Magazine: May 2015 Edition -The Toast

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Jaya Saxena is a New Yorker who writes for lots of things. The Toast, Uncommon Courtesy, and New Amsterdam Mystery Company are some of them. Follow her on Twitter @jayasax. Matt Lubchansky makes comics and occasionally leaves his apartment in New York. His work includes Please Listen to Me and New Amsterdam Mystery Company. He's on Twitter, and doesn't expect you to get his name right.

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Yes! Yes, I will finish that thing on the porch! How could you doubt me?
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I'll get to the thing on the porch, but first I want to start the thing in the basement.
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So many mansplainers could be shut down with a simple "oh, right, that exists already." Men's history? Already there. Paternity leave? Yep. Equality? Supported by feminists.
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My fiancé was going to make a thing that displayed bus arrivals on an LED but then... that did not happen and the Raspberry Pi is just sitting forlornly in the office. The "office" is basically our porch/basement.
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Annual cool dad guide! Do Dad Magazine readers get to nominate their buddies for Coolest Dad? (Dadjokes Division, Car Division, Taste in Music Division, Basement Refurbishing Division, etc.)
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chickpeas · 515 weeks ago

I really want to read the rolling coolers article, though. Which one should I buy? I need to know!
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gullwing · 515 weeks ago

This month in Peak Dad (and Peak Mom):

My parents recently watched and became obsessed with The Trip, so all through dinner the other night they were doing impressions of Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan doing impressions of Michael Caine.
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That is indeed one cool dad.
I'm really curious about the editorial process behind the Mother's Day headline. Did Dad Magazine devote 10 pages to an angry what-about-the-men screed and moments before press time someone raises their hand like "Uh, guys...? I might have caught a teeny tiny error...?"
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If you're looking for a Cool Dad Gift for Father's Day, how about..... a bomb-sniffing rat?

https://www.apopo.org/en/
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/17/opinion/17krist...

"Specifically, an African giant pouched rat, about 30 inches long including tail. These are he-man rats, the kind that send cats fleeing. What’s more, we’re not talking about just any giant rat, but an educated one with the rodent equivalent of a Ph.D.

"A Dutch company, Apopo, has trained these giant rats, which have poor sight but excellent noses, to detect landmines in Africa. The rats are too light to set off the mines, but they can explore a suspected minefield and point with their noses to buried mines. After many months of training, a rat can clear as much land in 20 minutes as a human can in two days." [...]

"What man wouldn’t pass up a necktie for the chance to be associated with an educated, supermacho giant rat? For just $36, you can buy a year’s supply of bananas to feed one of these rats. Or, for a gift more on the risqué side, $100 will buy a “love nest” for a breeding pair of rats."
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This issue seems to be devoted to my husband's Dad-ness rather than my father's. Rolling coolers! Unending DIY! Just Watchin' the Game. . . for the entire duration of the NHL season!
My parents still have the same cooler from when I was a child, probably long before rolling coolers were invented. They still use it all the time. (I am 40, for reference.) If it ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess. I don't know how I would feel if they ever replaced it.
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Matt's Actual Dad: The Coolest. Loving the b&w / green graphicness of it all.
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Peak Dad: my dad has started using mini-coolers for toting his man gear. He says it's a zombie preparedness kit. It's like a dad-purse, but even more dadly.
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On saturday I bumped into my dad in the city centre (it was a day where we bumped into almost everyone we know).

He informed me that he has Fallen Out (caps intentional) with his pharmacist again.

This saga has been ongoing for three years. Basically, he sets it up so they reorder his medication and my mums medication, but every now and again they apparently decide that they 'don't do that' even though every chemists in the country does that. Well, he's HAD ENOUGH, you see, because they did it again and the rude assistant pharmacist was condescending to me.

And then, in public, he asked me if I had any hash, and if I didn't could I get him some. 'I don't know any dealers any more,' he said, 'I think mine died.'

My dad is of a very specific variety, I think - counter-culture dad.
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Does anyone here have/know/exist as a dad who... likes to send you cluttered pictures of geese, and also interesting shadows that he saw?

I think it's how he bonds?
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Every time I see the new issue, I start silently singing the "Dad, Dad, Dad. . ." song from Full House, which, unlike what to do with a cosine and how to parallel park, is apparently engraved on my brain FOREVER.
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Slow connection. Scroll down, scroll down. Great Dad Magazine as usual. Enjoying as always. Finally reach the bottom, and see the Thing on the Porch headline. Scream with laughter.
Recent emails from Dad:

Subject: Money
Body: You know the

Sent from my iPad

Subject: Clothing
Body: Had the Haack's over last night, being veteran UK travelers they highly suggested a waterproof coat with a hood. Just a thought.

Sent from my iPad
The Thing on the Porch is, by definition, unfinishable. By the time it gets close to being even two-thirds finished, it has revealed its true finished nature as being something else entirely. It's the 3D home project equivalent of the first novel.

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