the dance begins
rend your hair
shed your tears
stamp your angry chicken feet
ah, sisters
are you happy?
yes, dreadfully happy
then we’re all happy
slower, my friends
we can dance slower than this
I will stop when you stop
ah, old friend
but I will never stop
then we shall circle each other rhythmically
until one or both of us drops
to the dance
to the dance
he must never know
he must never find out how much I hate to twirl
ah, this is the hardest step of them all to master, when we turn into monsters and drown
this one is my favorite
where we hold hands and scowl at nothing
first lesson starts now: dance with contempt
if you dance slowly enough it turns into sitting down
[Images via]
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.