So I am getting married in May (to some jerk, you have not heard of her) and I need to buy a shirt. I have some shirts, yes, but they are not wedding shirts. I need to debut a shirt at my wedding. And I like to look nice, dang it, so something a teeny bit fashion forward sounds like the way to go! Unfortunately every retailer of shirt has not gotten the message because literally all I can find is the following nonsense. These are all from REGULAR STORES:
Do you know what is extravagant? Animal print. So what if we had EVERY ANIMAL on the shirt? Yes, good idea. A veritable noah’s ark, but on a shirt for a man to wear! Outside, where anyone can see. Also, what if it were red? Yeah, like animal blood! Perfect.
If you look at this shirt for a while and let your eyes unfocus, you can actually see a lil boat! Wow
for the man who has everything and still wants to become a human picnic
this would work pretty well for my Power Rangers: WILD FORCE-themed wedding but that girl did NOT pan out
finally, “tribal” bullshit but for men! misandry has been defeated, congrats everyone
I am 95% sure my uncle has a tie with this print on it
For the man that wants to look like he was standing in the wrong place when some very speedy house painters came by
so boring! Get your shit together, designers, I’m snoozin’ over here!
oh nevermind! found it.