Friday Bargain Bin

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Lisa Perry “Goodbye” Tray, $250 Hardly any of these things are on sale today because when I commit to a theme, rules be damned! This is the last Bargain Bin here at The Toast. Don’t ask me what we’re gonna do now because I do not even know. Just jerk off all day, I guess?

65959.1.zoomLeopard to Say Goodbye Romper, $58 Actually want.

31650930_000_bTONYMOLY Panda’s Dream Good Bye Dark Eye Corrector, $12 Is this skin bleach? If so, I take it back.

50630817Hello, Goodbye Doormat, $9.09 (was $12.99) How funny would it be to flip this around after someone comes over so it says “hello” on the way in and the way out? Not very funny.

68eefe7a1b6e1c3bc9a9797e20cf06e8Bye Bye Hair! Facial Hair Reducing Serum & Removal Cream, $38 Or you could just keep your facial hair?

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Lip Liner in “Girl Bye”, $8 Right?

Boy-Bye-Black-Tank-Top_BBeyoncé “Boy Bye” Tank, $40 RIGHT?

 

38189783_031_aGoodbye Nikki Mini, $88 I know a brat who owns something like this in black and she looks perfect in it.

il_fullxfull.1029286091_jvhuBye Felicia Wine Glass, $12.58 “You need to borrow a job with your broke ass.” Preaching to the choir, Chris.

PS: I am neither quitting nor getting fired, but I have a tradition that must be upheld whenever I leave a job and that is to post the following video somewhere in the universe. I love you, Nicoles. I love you, Mallory. Thank you for everything you’ve done for all of us here, you beautiful creatures.

 

 

11 Comments

  1. dreamingintrees +19

    If Bargain Bin finds a new home, let us all know so we can follow! Must buy all the things

  2. Wine_Ranger

    Tilda Swinton probably has at least two of these in her closet. You know, in case one gets dirty.

    And now, I will be adding NM to my weekend perusing folder, thanks !

  3. mistakesmade

    Thank you for these, Jane Marie! I think of you every time I wear my not-too-warm parka, which I love so much I bought one for a friend too.

  4. Marie

    I know this feeling all too well — my buxx will be lost on stupid shit that isn't on sale but I think I'll live 🙁

  5. EeMmBb

    NGL, I kinda love all the cult/commune style that's going on in fashion, though I'm not even going to attempt to pull it off.

  6. wee_ramekin

    Definitely take a look at Korean skincare! It's all about getting healthy skin in a much more nourishing, gentle way than most Western skincare.

    Take a look at the subreddit http://www.reddit.com/r/AsianBeauty/. They are a great place to start, especially their Asian Skincare 101 post. It's a very popular subreddit, so you should be able to find redditors with skin concerns that mirror your own and ask them for advice/copy their routines.

  7. AllieJ

    Jane, is it too much to ask that you start a website that includes Bargain Bin, Millihelen posts, and How to Be a Girl videos? I am trying to cobble together some access to all of the things I love that have been taken away from me.