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1. I’m 36 weeks and ready to EXPLODE, I need self-induction tips. I’ve tried rough sex, pineapple, bumpy roads, walking, evening primrose oil, castor oil, eggplant, nipple stimulation, the Coffee Potty, reflexology and I spend four hours a day on my exercise ball. Ladies, help!

2. Who else is getting their boy circumcised? NO NEGATIVE COMMENTS PLS.

3. Does this mean anything??? PIC INCLUDED

4. Very TMI: Pooping during delivery (different question than all the posts ive seen)

5. I went through my husband’s phone and he calls this one number whenever I’m out of the house, I’m going to call it. UPDATE ON PAGE SIX: throwing his shit onto the lawn

6. I’m GBS+, but I hear that putting a peeled garlic clove up there with some yogurt will protect my baby and is better than antibiotics, does it have to be plain yogurt? I only have strawberry-banana.

7. Is anyone still having sex?

8. Only to try to jumpstart labor lollll

9. No

10. CONSTANTLY I am wet 24/7

11. Is this my mucous plug? PIC INCLUDED

12. let’s all post selfies of how we REALLY look

13. I’m gonna be 39 weeks at Christmas but my parents-in-law expect us to make the six hour drive out to their farm, so should I still feel obliged to make my usual croquembouche?


15. I’m 1cm dilated and 50% effaced, is that good?

16. I was 6cm dilated and 100% effaced for six weeks, it doesn’t mean anything.

17. In Labor and Delivery: Round Three. Monday 3 am (48 hours into Labor)

18. I think my contractions are in my butt, is that normal?


20. All six of my kids were preemies and spent a total of nineteen years in the NICU and you whiny-ass ladies need to suck it the fuck UP and wait until your stupid kids are born.

21. What’s the deal with evening primrose oil?

22. What’s in your hospital bag?

23. I AM FORMULA FEEDING BY CHOICE, no negative comments!

24. tips for moving things along? does anyone know anything about evening primrose oil?

25. I think I might be in labor HELP.

26. can u sweep your own membranes? can your husband sweep your membranes?

27. Do you put evening primrose oil in your vag or do you take it orally?

28. my back hurts, is this labor? help!

29. are you vaxx’ing?

30. you DO know that vaccines are made from aborted fetuses, right?

31. What’s the first thing you’re going to eat SUSHI FOR ME.

32. I’m going to have coffee, I miss coffee!

33. lol i’ve been drinking coffee this whole time

34. Well, I just couldn’t live with myself if I gave my baby autism or something.

35. Is anyone else still here? I feel like I’m gonna be pregnant forever.

36. Ladies, you all need to CALM DOWN. We’re all uncomfortable, but our babies will be here soon enough. Let’s just enjoy this time and not try to rush through it. Think about all the women who can’t even have babies.

37. Seriously, fuck you, lady.

38. If you put evening primrose oil in your vagina, do you poke a hole in the capsule first?

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