Look At How Happy This Guy Is To See A Shark by Mallory Ortberg · December 17, 2014 This guy is so happy.
Meta A Note About Contracts and Authors’ Rights by Mallory Ortberg · December 17, 2014 A note about contracts!
Humor All the Posts on Every Third Trimester Message Board by Nicole Cliffe · December 17, 2014 "how to self-induce??" and other standbys from third trimester birth boards.
Health Social Anxiety: A Play in Three Acts by Carla Bruce · December 17, 2014 The agony of social anxiety, expressed in the form of a three act play. Lipstick will be reapplied while hiding in the bathroom.
The Butter Liner Notes: “Where we go, where we’ll be”: On Beyoncé by mensah demary · December 17, 2014 The debut of The Butter's Liner Notes column, helmed by mensah demary.
Dreams Let’s Talk About Our Worst Dreams by Mallory Ortberg · December 17, 2014 I have a lot of nightmares so you guys have to talk about them with me.
Link Roundup Link Roundup! by Roxane Gay · December 17, 2014 The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.