Seventeen Rocks That Just Can’t Even -The Toast

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rock4

Which one of these rocks just can’t? Here’s a hint: try to spot the one that cannot even.

rock2

This rock is just so over it.

rock6

This rock tried to can. Look what happened.

rock1

“No thanks” – this rock.

rock3

Can this rock? No. This rock can’t.

rock16

This rock tried to can once. It was terrible.

rock15

Can you really blame this rock for not being able to even can? No. You can’t.

rock14

“Uhhh, no thanks, can-even-wise.”

rock13

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rock12

Get somebody else to can for you, because this rock? Can’t even.

rock11

“I lost the ability to can even back when the world was new.”

rock10

Can? These rocks? Uhhhh they’re a little busy right now, don’t you think?

rock9

How about no, can-evening-wise.

rock8

This rock is way too hungover to even think about the prospect of can today.

rock7

“Can? Me? No thanks.”

rock17

Keep walking, guy, because this is one rock that can’t.

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