Which one of these rocks just can’t? Here’s a hint: try to spot the one that cannot even.
This rock is just so over it.
This rock tried to can. Look what happened.
“No thanks” – this rock.
Can this rock? No. This rock can’t.
This rock tried to can once. It was terrible.
Can you really blame this rock for not being able to even can? No. You can’t.
“Uhhh, no thanks, can-even-wise.”
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Get somebody else to can for you, because this rock? Can’t even.
“I lost the ability to can even back when the world was new.”
Can? These rocks? Uhhhh they’re a little busy right now, don’t you think?
How about no, can-evening-wise.
This rock is way too hungover to even think about the prospect of can today.
“Can? Me? No thanks.”
Keep walking, guy, because this is one rock that can’t.
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.