“But everyone hates the bass player. No one invites the bass player to the party after the show.”
“Hey, what are you guys doing after the show? Oh, nothing?”
“Look at that bass player. Look at his smile! There’s sadness in that smile. Look at his chord structure! There’s sadness in that chord structure.”
I do have stubby fingers. That’s why I play bass with a pick, and why I’m an even worse guitarist.
I do have stubby fingers. That's why I play bass with a pick, and why I'm an even worse guitarist.
Mallory this is my favorite one. MY FAVORITE. I have cried laughing at this, real tears of joy. I was told this was a bass-players convention.
This is my favorite, too. Well, it’s either this or the one with Bruce trying to buy a VCR for $1.
everything
everything
This was absolutely the best way to spend three of the remaining five minutes I had to prepare for a 2:00 meeting.
I have two words for you.
John Taylor.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
And yet it remains true that bass-picking is inherently suggestive, and I could watch it for the whole show.
And yet it remains true that bass-picking is inherently suggestive, and I could watch it for the whole show.
I don’t know what it is about Kevin McDonald, but it just seems as if he’ll go places in sketches that the other KITHs don’t. I dig it.
I don't know what it is about Kevin McDonald, but it just seems as if he'll go places in sketches that the other KITHs don't. I dig it.