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jonasNick Jonas, “Zealous”

Lift the name of Christ up,
He’ll make sure that you’re blessed
Got to get ready to face Him
Give Him our best
Resist the lies of Lucifer,
God deserves our respect
I will fight what’s hellish
I still get zealous

TLC, “Reap”

So I reap, yeah
I reap the deeds that I sow
The fruit of the Lord is what shows
So I reap, yeah
‘Cause only the Spirit can know
He lifts me up when I’m down low
So I reap

Hozier, “Take Me To Church”

When the heavens open and speak
Christ’s the only true mouthpiece
Go to Sunday service each week
A fresh sermon, get meek

“We were born sick,” the Bible says it

My church offers absolution
Holds a service in the main room
And when it’s heaven we get sent to
I’ll be together with you

We were born sick,
Holy Spirit
Command us to be well

Take me to church
I’ll worship like a child at the shrine of Lord Christ
I’ll tell you my sins and God can raise us on high
Heaven’s got that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

Michael Jackson, “True Biblical”

As he came on down the narthex
Heard the sound of the congregation
Saw us kneeling on the carpet
Approaching the communion table
He saw the Lord had made us grateful
He came in and got the good news
Heard about Jesus’ empty tomb

This Word is right
This Word is right
It’s true biblical

Pitbull, “Time Of Our Lives”

I knew that I was gonna get saved about a week ago
I worked sin’s debt off, but I still can’t pay it though
But Christ has paid enough, he has drunk of the cup
Get us to Heaven after our time is up

Beyoncé, “Flawless”

I know when you were little girls
You dreamt of being in God’s world
Don’t forget it, won’t forget it
Respect that, bow down, Christians
God’s only son, He gave his life
But don’t think sin’s just a little strife
Don’t get it twisted, get it twisted
Get on God’s list, bow down Christians
Bow down Christians, bow bow down Christians (Crown)
Bethlehem – live this
Beth-Bethlehem – live this
He wears that gold crown, bow down, Christians

Grateful JOKE ASSISTANCE CREDIT to sister of same, Laura Ortberg Turner.

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