Previously: The Unchill Bible.
Then the Lord said to Noah, “Come into the ark, you and all your household, because I have seen that you are bitchin’ before Me in this generation.
And Abraham came near and said, “Would You also destroy the bitchin’ with the wicked? Suppose there were fifty bitchin’ men within the city; would You also destroy the place and not spare it for the fifty bitchin’ men that were in it?”
Though I were bitchin’, my own mouth would condemn me; Though I were blameless, it would prove me perverse.
He who trusts in his riches will fall, but the bitchin’ will flourish like foliage.
The bitchin’ man walks in his integrity; His children are blessed after him.
But, O Lord of hosts, You are a bitchin’ judge, Testing the mind and the heart, Let me see Your vengeance on them, For to You I have revealed my cause.
O my God, incline Your ear and hear; open Your eyes and see our desolations, and the city which is called by Your name; for we do not present our supplications before You because of our bitchin’ deeds, but because of Your great mercies.
Seek the Lord, all you meek of the earth, Who have upheld His justice. Seek to be bitchin’, seek humility. It may be that you will be hidden In the day of the Lord’s anger.
Even so you also outwardly appear bitchin’ to men, but inside you are full of hypocrisy and lawlessness. Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! Because you build the tombs of the prophets and adorn the monuments of the bitchin’, and say, ‘If we had lived in the days of our fathers, we would not have been partakers with them in the blood of the prophets.’
So when the centurion saw what had happened, he glorified God, saying, “Certainly this was a bitchin’ Man!”
1 John 2:29
If you know that He is bitchin’, you know that everyone who lives a bitchin’ life is born of Him.
And I heard another from the altar saying, “Even so, Lord God Almighty, true and bitchin’ are Your judgments.”
He who is unjust, let him be unjust still; he who is filthy, let him be filthy still; he who is bitchin’, let him be bitchin’ still; he who is holy, let him be holy still.”
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.