MADELEINE L’ENGLE: hey remember that book about ecumenical Episcopalianism and quantum physics and resisting conformity you loved so much
READERS: yeah
MADELEINE L’ENGLE: how about a sequel featuring your favorite character’s sexy twin brothers going back in time and learning about boners and childbirth before God drowns everybody
READERS: uhhh
MADELEINE L’ENGLE: here you go
SANDY: remember how Mom put time travel in her computer
let’s mess with it
DENNYS: oh no it’s bible times now
no one can spell my name and everyone is interested in the sexual implications of twinship
NOAH: hi I’m Noah
don’t fuck anyone here or you won’t be able to touch unicorns
YALITH: women don’t wear shirts here
SANDY: I would like to touch the breasts of Yalith
DENNYS: I also would like to do this thing
YALITH: I literally cannot distinguish between the two of you as separate people
EBLIS: we’re sex angels
ADNAREL: we’re angels too but we don’t have sex with anyone
also when the women have sex with the sex angels their angel babies are so big that they die in childbirth
so
watch out
TIGLAH: I have sex with angels
I would like to have sex with twins
SANDY: go on
DENNYS: no
don’t
TIGLAH: I also have red hair
(because of whoreishness)
DENNYS: in our world, angels don’t have sex with any of us
YALITH: my breasts are like apricots
SANDY: your breasts are like apricots
EVERYONE: Yalith’s breasts are like apricots
NOAH: also there are teeny tiny wooly mammoths in this desert for some reason
and God will drown everyone for having sex with angels
SANDY: let’s leave before everyone drowns
DENNYS: we’ve grown to love them but it’s drowning time
AARIEL: you must return to your own time
DENNYS: what about Yalith
AARIEL: don’t worry
i’m taking her to heaven for sex
DENNYS: i thought you were the angels who didn’t have sex
AARIEL: it is time for you to go now
