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Oh, no! I thought you were interesting but that’s just your hair falling across your eyes!

Oh, no! I thought you were interesting but you were just listening without paying attention!

Oh, no! I thought you were interesting but you’re just very confident in your belief that you should be listened to!

Oh, no! I thought you were interesting but you’re just unhappy!

Oh, no! I thought you were interesting but you were just wearing headphones!

Oh, no! I thought you were interesting but you were just standing next to someone worse!

Oh, no! I thought you were interesting but you’re just highly critical!

Oh, no! I thought you were interesting but you just smile more with one side of your mouth than you do with the other!

Oh, no! I thought you were interesting but you just have access to people and places that I never have!

Oh, no! I thought you were interesting but you were just standing against a sunset!

Oh, no! I thought you were interesting but I was just hungry!

Oh, no! I thought you were interesting but you just have mesmerizingly attractive forearms!

Oh, no! I thought you were interesting but you’re just good at layering button-down shirts!

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