Genres I Will Invent When I Turn 60 and Become a Ponytailed Novelist -The Toast

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Fiction! Nobody likes it. It’s time to disrupt the whole damn thing with some NEW GENRES and you know it! Here is an incomplete list:

Suburban Fantasy

Bogpunk

Medium-Hard Science Fiction

Space Musical

Midwestern Gothic

Cyberpunk Road Trip

Landfill-core

Libertarian Mystery

Matt Lubchansky makes comics and occasionally leaves his apartment in New York. You can find his weekly comics here, or on twitter here.

Genres I Will Invent When I Turn 60 and Become a Ponytailed Novelist