Toast Points for the Week of May 27th

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I’M WRITING A BOOK, TOAST.

Historian Dr. Jacqui Shine shared her commencement address — “How to Wake the Dead” — with us this week, and it is wonderful; do not miss it.

L.C. Thompson on the case of Thomas/Thomasine Hall, a genderfluid person from the colonial period, and what their case can teach us about intersex and genderfluid identity today.

Abbey Fenbert unearthed the minutes from yet another pitch meeting! I wish I had her sources.

Gabrielle Bellot wrote so beautifully about mysticism, atheism, and transitions:

Sometimes, I think it is easier for me not to believe because of my past. I have transitioned from the lie of living as a male to living as a woman, just as I have travelled from the shame of being an outwardly homophobic Catholic living as a male to a Wiccan to a deist to a blend of Wiccan and agnostic to an agnostic atheist. I acted anti-queer to fit in back in my often casually anti-LGBTQ home in Dominica, as well as masculine to try to throw people off the trail of my femininity; I prayed for a long time after I had convinced myself that I was too small for my prayers to even reach across the vastness of a universe, and, if they were to, to matter.

I was a contradiction, a shipwreck in the waves of a desert.

WHY YOU KEEP HAVING THE SAME FIGHT EVERY TIME: A Text Game

Shireen Ahmed on her love for her culture and her sport, and a childhood incident that made her feel as though she had to choose between the two.

I have made my peace with The Toast ending, but I still got a little emotional when I saw the penultimate Dad Mag this week.


Some housekeeping notes:

  • I’m still waiting on some pieces to come in, but assuming they all do, the freelance calendar is full through July 1st. (I don’t know what I’ll do when I no longer get pitches at all hours, on the weekends, on holidays. Eat regular meals? Not work on family vacations? That sounds horrible and I hate it already.)
  • The Toast’s advice columnist, Aunt Acid, is looking for some good questions for her final column next month — so if you have a problem and you’d like her advice, you can reach her at [email protected].
  • It’s a holiday weekend, so we’ll see you on Tuesday.
  • Dang, look at all the toast necklaces on Etsy! I want them ALL.

9 Comments

  1. mittenstheboar +24

    That pitch meeting for Animaniacs was so surprisingly moving. Although it’s the Toast, I shouldn’t be surprised when things move me.

    1. whollyword +7

      My awesome brother, who lives halfway across the country and has not been a Toast reader, so far as I know, sent me the link to it (with commentary about his own kids’ reaction to Animaniacs).

      I love to think of him being a Toast convert in the final days before the Apocalypse.

  2. zachariahary +41

    Ah alas, figured I’d waited too long. I was just dithering over whether to pitch a piece called “Untoasted, Unbuttered: a Battle Between Two Slices of Wonderbread” about whether Riley Finn or Duncan Kane was the more underwhelming love interest.
    *twiddles thumbs, eats a sandwich, waits fifty years, dies full of regrets*

    1. bookwormV +10

      If you post anything on this subject in the comments, I will attempt to give it a million thumbs-ups.

  3. littlehuntingcreek +14

    I am so excited about your book, Nikki!
    And I just looked at those Toast themed necklaces because of you, oh no….

  4. dameacademyalumna +23

    I still can’t log in to IntenseDebate! It tells me the username must be between 3 and whatever characters, which IT IS

    I just wanted to say that I once spent a whole morning looking at food-shaped necklaces on Etsy, and there are toast-shaped friendship necklaces. We should all get some so they can be some kind of secret Toastie sign.

    1. cheekypinky +2

      I was just thinking that!!!

      We shall all wear tiny little toastie Ebenezers to this, the Best Damn Website in the Galaxy.

  5. mizadventured +11

    That is SO MANY TOAST NECKLACES.
    Like I knew there would be some, and certainly more than one, but what variety! In both toast forms and styles of portrayal! Realistic or kawaii? Jelly heart cut-out, or nutella caught mid-spread?