Books How To Tell If You Are In A J.R.R. Tolkien Book
You have angered a tree. This ends poorly for you.
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Books The Illegitimacy of Aragorn’s Claim to the Throne
The Toast's Middle-earth correspondent courts controversy as he explains why Aragorn's claim to the throne of Gondor was shaky at best.
Beauty The Most Metal Deaths in Middle-earth, Ranked
Like Mary Poppins, this piece is practically perfect in every way.
Beauty How I Defeated the Tolkien Estate
The story of how one brave soul defended his right to translate the Red Book of Westmarch in court against the powers of the Tolkien estate.
