Thomas Lawrence is a sometime-graduate student interested in libraries, movies, and music. He spends his days worrying about student loans and his nights on Twitter.
Thomas Lawrence's previous work for The Toast can be found here. Recently I took it upon myself to do a mini-Nic Cage fest via Netflix for reasons that remain unexplained. These are my highly scientific findings. The Five Movies:TrespassSeeking JusticeStolenThe Frozen GroundRagePlot Descriptions: Cage protects his family from thieves. Cage gets involved in a secret group that kills “bad people.” Cage is a retired thief who steals to get his daughter…
After his death they found hidden in his room at Hogwarts the complete discography of Depeche Mode and Nine Inch Nails, along with a “Pretty Hate Machine” poster. This surprised no one.
Minerva McGonagall
It’s been rumored for decades that McGonagall is a lover of showtunes. The most commonly cited piece of evidence to this is the frequent singing of “Ladies that Lunch” and “Defying Gravity” that…
