Magic Tim Curry and Morgan Freeman Finally Take You Up On Offer To Read The Phone Book
Your repeated demands to hear celebrities read the phone book have been answered.
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Magic Man Enjoys Toast
On learning that Ta-Nehisi Coates approves of their enterprise, Nicole Cliffe and Mallory Ortberg cease to exist.
Magic Astrologically Inscrutable Couples
The astrology of celebrity love.
