Western Art History

  1. don't say a word don't say a fucking word i wasn't even saying anything great just keep on doing that then no you can't turn around yet i'll tell you when it's time to turn around well there it is another mouth please take him oh god please take him while he's still sleeping christ it won't stop making that face it's making that face…

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  2. babe can we please go home and go to bed after this solo you said that before the last solo that was the same solo did you really think they were two different songs? i'll play it again oh god please don't at last, her dream was almost a reality: a hat so big she didn't have to look at anybody no don't kiss me like that i thought…

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  3. babe what is it what's wrong nothing are there not enough leopard skins i mean if you call just two enough and here is your royal chair no furs on it i see just linens and gold that's fine, that's fine is that a problem? well you clearly didnt think it was a problem so i guess it's not a problem is it why do i only have a…

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  4. you ok? what? idk you're lying down and you look mad no im having a great time babe do you want to go home or something why would i want to go home when im having such a great time here watching you talk to your friends and watching you drink with your friends and watching you have a great time with all of your friends that i dont know…

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  5. hey so how are you liking the play are you noticing anything about it or something so how does this work exactly hey hi so i know i know you're busy right now i just wanted to ask you something if you have a minute about getting married i'm sorry could this just could this just possibly wait until after my husband's funeral hooray we're…

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  6. i keep drinking but it's not making him more interesting what yes i'm still listening you were talking about that  i'm just resting my eyes ahhhahahhaha that is so good that is so funny that is so funny and good  no I've never heard that before from you ahh sorry i just i really need to look at this matchbook right now  sorrryyyy…

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  7. "I think she's really into it. Another set?" "Yeah, she's definitely really into it. Let's play another set." "Heyyyy." "Hi." "What are you doing?" "Writing a letter." "Haha, yeah, I can see that, awesome, that's awesome...who are you writing to?" "My mother." "Right on, right on..." [stretches] "So what's new?" "I'm actually going to be busy for a while, writing this letter." "Sure, for sure." "Can't really talk right now." "Oh, it's…

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