Friendship A Meeting Between Elizabeth Wurtzel and Jonathan Franzen by Mallory Ortberg · September 30, 2013 Nothing brings friends together like hating the Internet. In this episode, Elizabeth Wurtzel and Jonathan Franzen learn a very special lesson.
Television Lines That Would Work On Any Shonda Rhimes Show by Mallory Ortberg · September 30, 2013 Lines that almost any character on absolutely any Shonda Rhimes show could plausibly deliver.