Posts tagged “aliens”

  1. Were you a stoner, a jock, a nerd, or a many-talon’d extraterrestrial in high school?

    High school was a crazy time, wasn’t it? Hormones swirling, report cards looming, diseases riddling your planet until only you remain – it was wild for everyone. What group were you part of?

    1. Uh-oh, you forgot about a major test in Econ today! You…

    a. Smoke a joint. Everything’s

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  2. Kevin Sharp last treated The Toast to the morning utterances of Leonard Cohen. I. "Ripley Is Found"   Home is not a short trip. Hibernate. Capable of surviving for long periods in warmth of a structure.   Areas that are dark and protected.   Ordinary.   Temperatures outside drop. Naked. Dependent.   Searching for a warmer place to live.

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  3. "They mutually thrashed their softest, most vulnerable parts about in a horrifying normal attempt to seek pleasure at the other's expense." "Their mouths, which mere minutes before had been employed in the process of demolishing and ingesting various foodstuffs, were now jammed up damply against one another while still being used for breathing, which must have been more than a little uncomfortable." "Bits of one jammed into bits of the other, dangerously close to some…

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